Shoes off in house ($200 FINE).
Do not "roll" suitcases over the carpet.
Most suitcase wheels are very dirty and often leave heavy black marks that cannot be cleaned ($200 FINE)
Non-smoking rental only ($1000 VIOLATION FOR SMOKING).
Only toilet paper in the toilet. (NO WOMEN'S TAMPONS, PAPER TOWELS OR OTHER. $125 PLUMBER COST MINIMUM).
No bones or other hard objects in
the kitchen garbage disposal.
($125 PLUMBERS COST TO CALL OUT + REPAIRS)
Please advise in advance if you will be having guests. We are unable to act as a "party" or "event" facility except for paying guests and unless advance arrangements are made and approved in writing.
NO ILLEGAL INTERNET MOVIE OR FILE SHARING DOWNLOADS PERMITTED. (yes, they are monitoring and will send out fine and suspension notices) (FINE IS BASED ON ACTUAL COSTS, including, but not limited to loss of rents)
PLEASE BE VERY DISCREET WITH OUR NEIGHBORS REGARDING YOUR SHORT TERM RENTAL VISIT.
Please let us know what we can do to make your visit as comfortable as possible or if you have any special requests.