1.SOCRATES said: Assholes will always be assholes.
KRATYLOS said: Yes, Socrates, when you are convinced of this opinion (bad English, sorry).
SOCRATES said: Also ihrer Natur gemäß vollziehen sich auch ihre Tätigkeiten.
(According to their nature their actions are executed – bad English again)
(out of Platon´s “Kratylos dialogue”).
2.Pete W. was your host, as we were abroad for three days. Pete is not crazy, for definite.
He is a successful NLP-coach and managed the house for this weekend.
He resolved the door lock problem within short period of time.
He is even more friendly towards guests than I am.
3.YOU ARE A CHEATER!
You have no good character.
You waited exactly 1,5 hours to get the blocked door lock opened.
You not even did pay the balance of EUR 205 (normally 285, as you announced more persons,
then I confirmed to refund, without any obligation).
You had the unbelievably impertinence to ask for a 50 EUR refund on the low basic deal,
only done to your money and credit card problems,
so willing to pay us only 50 EUR (!!) for a whole weekend on the most expensive period of the year, Oktoberfest,
that normally costs EUR 450.
4.YOU ARE AN INCORRIGIBLE LIAR:
You state I would prosecute you for giving us a negative review.
This is not true. I stated I will prosecute you if you didn´t pay at least a fair part of the agreed amount for additional guests minus a refund of i.e. 50 EUR
for the failure of the door lock. I just tried to AWAKE you by writing that I will write THE FULL TRUTH
in case you will give us a negative review, after cheating us with 205 EUR, or EUR 155, after a volunteer refund.
You stated the lock was repaired at 2 am, however it was repaired at 10.30 pm by Victor,
our great house keeper, 1,5 hours after alert.
This problem happened for the second time ever in 16 years, by the way,
as it can happen in every house.
5.YOU ARE ST….?!!
You informed your friends (Jake) who booked room E2 that you are locked out.
So they remained in Munich.
Their door was open of course, as our doors are open since years.
You destroyed their stay and, at the same time, you didn´t get the “constructive” idea to check their room.
In order to recognize that it is ok (as your room was ok after 1,5 hours), or in order to sleep in their empty room,
as you state to have been locked out for ever.
This is most ridiculous and we are about to develop an algorithm in order to exclude, to recognize
“persons” like you, before confirmation.
6.DON´T PAY US ANYTHING!
We don´t take money from not honourable persons.
I hope you will never again find an accommodation through the fantastic airbnb.