Your opinion seems to me very strange, but predictable as you seemed to me negative from the very first moment.
In any case:
The stair ramp to reach the eighth floor is "normal", two ramps with the usual steps and the length needed to pass a floor.
In the description of my apartment is not mentioned air conditioning and none previous review does speaks about air conditioning installed, you should check ... as well, as it may be otherwise as the air conditioning in my apartment is not there!?
Water pressure is low throughout Rome, due to the drought issues that everyone has been talking about for more than a month.
Then, I personally went to check the hairdryer and it works properly.
... and if my lighting system did not like you, I'm sorry for you, for Italy it's all regular, working and standard.
My staff? Available and efficient people, who have worked with me for years and none ever complained.
I think you have been little objective leaving me this review. What I do is not a game, but a real job.