Modern Luxury Oasis minutes from The Gorge and Quincy data centers
We know our home is out of place. It looks like it belongs in San Francisco or Seattle, not in the middle of a potato field. You will love it just as much as we do. Just read our reviews.
You and your guest will have access to your private room and the shared spaces of the kitchen and living area, upstairs half bath, downstairs full bath, game room and outdoor patio.
We are available via Airbnb messaging and phone during your stay.
Booking party must have verified their Government-issued photo ID with Airbnb prior to arrival, and that ID must be presented upon demand upon check-in.
Max guests 2, which includes booking party.
Names of all guests must be listed on the booking. You agree that you are booking for yourself and up to 1 guest. You also agree that you may not book on behalf of someone else.
The booking party agrees to be responsible/liable for any damage caused by themselves or their guest.
The only allowed third party bookings are made through Airbnb's Business Program. Refer to https://www.airbnb.com/help/article/427/can-i-book-on-behalf-of-a-friend-or-family-member and https://www.airbnb.com/help/article/1311/who-can-book-trips-on-behalf-of-someone-else for more information on this policy.
We require that you use the Airbnb messaging system to document your check-in, check-out, and to communicate any questions or problems. It is your responsibility to immediately notify us of any problems with the property or your stay.
Our home has an excellent HVAC system, but it only works if the windows are kept shut. We are also in the middle of agricultural farmland, and dust is a huge problem on windy days. Please do not open the windows and do not leave doors open, close them immediately after entering/exiting. A future home automation upgrade will add open/close sensors to the doors and windows. If any door or window is left open for longer than 2 minutes the HVAC will automatically shut down and a loudspeaker will play Donald Trump reading Vogon Poetry at full volume until the open door or window is closed.
If you use the kitchen, you must wash any cookware, dishes or cutlery you use. Use the dishwasher for dishes and cutlery only. Cookware, bakeware and sharp knives should be hand washed. The kitchen in our home is an awesome thing to behold and a joy to cook in. Respect it.
The cleaning fee that is charged only covers cleaning the bathrooms, washing the bedding and light vacuuming. Any messes/additional cleaning required will result in additional cleaning charges. Try to leave the place as you found it, dispose of all trash in the can outside the home, do not leave any inside.
No smoking in the home. Period.
Tobacco and cannabis smoking is permitted on the patio.
Cigarette smokers must dispose of their cigarette butts properly.
Proper disposal means you either a) use the provided pole-style ashtray or b) eat the cigarette butts.
If we have to pick up cigarette butts off the ground after your departure there will be a $50 charge per cigarette butt.
If the home smells like smoke after your stay or burn holes are discovered on bedding, carpets, furniture or anything else, you will be charged for professional cleaning services, replacement of the damaged item(s) as well as lost revenue from missed booking opportunities.
Treat the pool table with respect. Do not set drinks or food on it or allow others to do so.
We encourage you to enjoy the pool table and darts, but use due caution and keep in mind you are still liable for any damage that occurs.
Our home is on a septic system. This requires that only 2 things go into the toilets - human waste and _moderate_ amounts of toilet paper. Other items - including, but by no means limited to: baby wipes, paper towels, feminine pads, tampons and condoms - could cause a very unpleasant, unsanitary and expensive sewage backup into the house. We would like to prevent that. Avoid putting prohibited items in the toilets and flush early, flush often.
No pets inside the home, please. Small (less than 20lbs) short-hair breed dogs may be considered with a pet deposit, please inquire about this via the Airbnb messaging system and secure permission before bringing a pet.
Service animals, of course, are permitted but we require that you keep your service animal out of the kitchen area and not allow them into the rooms with carpet. You will still be liable for any damage caused by your service animal, and you must inform the host before arriving that a service animal will be on the property.
The property has security cameras outside and in the public shared spaces of the home. Disabling or tampering with the security cameras is strictly prohibited, as is trespassing in the garage, utility room or the storage space under the stairs.
Unfortunately some of the rules and fees that appear here were added as the result of the bad behavior of prior guests. We know *you* won't be one of *those* guests and will be respectful of our property and the rules contained herein.