Ok guys I'm gonna say some stuff that'll probably sound bad but I swear it's a fine place to stay. So Alcides doesn't speak english and I don't speak any Spanish, which is fine but the description said it was an english speaking household. The bed is screwy mainly because some old pallet wood holds it up, which is fine except for the slight cracking that took place. He tried to sell me cigars over breakfast which was a little uncomfortable but people gotta hustle so I guess its fine. He touched all my stuff when cleaning the room which I guess is fine because it was such a mess and I also can't prove it but after the cleaning I was ten dollars short in my emergency fund... I guess it was like a forceful tip? I don't know... It's fine.