Enjoy the comforts of living in the luxury of one of Portland's most lavish living rooms, when you are not relaxing in your spacious queen BRM; with one of Portland's shamelessly self promoting crowned jewels of the city!
*In my MTV Cribs voice*
The Mirvilluxury Suite features a plush Beautyrest mattress beneath a sheath of sexy silk sheets. The Mirvilluxury Suite includes your own personal bathroom, and a mostly spacious walk-in closet.
The Mirvillandia Room downstairs boasts a locally made futon bed frame and lofty mattress any librarian lover, or lover of libraries, would appreciate relaxing into wether lying down in the bed position or erect in the couch position. This room features a private door into the shared downstairs shower room.
Both rooms also feature their own refrigerator, complete with stoner snacks for you to enjoy, compliments of the Queen Bee of the house.
If youre looking for the Hideout, it's down yonder...
You have access to the internet and wifi primarily through your own devices.
You are welcome to watch the DVDs which are located on the bottom shelf and to the right. The PS4 games are avalible for your simple pleasure as well. They are also located on the white bookshelf on the inner top shelf to the left. The remotes are located on the top of the white shelf.
I live in Mirvilla, in this house. This is my home, I bought it with the intention of listing my rooms here on Airbnb. I am your hostess with da mostest!
I am here to best accommodate your experience in Mirvilla and in Portland at large. If this means more or less interaction with you, let me know.
I am flexible.
The downstairs bathroom hallway door must remain open so the cats have access to the toilet too.
The lid to the toilets need to stay open so the cats can use the toilets.
Do not let the cats outside.
No cigarette smoking in the house.
Cigarettes must be extinguished and put in the proper ashtrays located on the front and back porches. Blunts, bongs and marijuana smoking devices are all OK to be smoked in the house.
Do not leave a burning candle unattended in your room.
Do not go in the hostess' room or in the upstairs shower.
Do not touch or read any of the books on the white bookshelf in the livingroom.
Resist playing/dancing/working-out on the brass pole when the hostess is not physically and visually present.
Do not use the interior of the kitchen refrigerator or freezer without first communicating your needs with the hostess. Please ask first.
Overnight parking in the driveway must be discussed before you leave the house or go to sleep. Do not block the hostess from parking in the garage and do not trap hostess, from leaving it either.
Please ask first.
Communication is the primary key to unlocking Mirvilla and all the beautiful and soon to be cherished mermories that she holds for you, even now.
Are you ready for what awaits you in Mirvilla?!