Our cozy bedroom is very fly. The bed is king size so if you meet some ladies downtown you can wham bam thankya ma'am like a boss. You will have an amazing view of my dog from the porch and guess what? Downtown is close so you can do some fun crap.
The space here is as gourmet as any Hilton hotel, especially if you squint just right. There's a giant ass bed with memory foam and fancy sheets to make you feel as pampered as a baby's rear. We have an Alienware computer you can do your business on, light fixtures so you can see the vast spacious corners of the room, plenty of space to breath, and tables to set your booze on.
Bathroom, computer, my cute baby pug, fridge, ice maker, microwave, batman comics.
I'll leave you alone so chill, unless you wanna hang. Whichever. Don't hit on my roommate Jarrod, he's very easily frightened and prefers to hide. For 30 bucks I'll take you downtown and back and let you pick the station on the radio boss.
There's a ghost here but he's not mean.
If this sounds like your idea of a fair review please don't come: "Mohamed was super nice and helpful... etc..." *3 stars out of 5*
Do whatever you want, I didn't see shit. Just do it while being quiet and don't break my stuff. Moaning loudly is OK but only if you score.