Only guests who have passed the approval process can stay in the apartment. Do not add guests without approval, we'll be forced to cancel the booking immediately without a refund.
Call me first if you want to use the chair or futon as a bed.
Illegal drugs, weapons (especially firearms) and explosives are not permitted on the property. Smoking is not allowed inside the apartment.
Quiet hours are between 10pm and 7am, our bedrooms are right above yours so please be mindful of excessive noise during other times as well.
Please do not prop open the outside door, or allow our dogs/cat inside the apartment.
Do not engage in any sort of illegal activity while on our property.
Do not hurt, chase, yell at, or otherwise stress the animals. This includes the dogs, cat, chickens and, especially, the goats.
If you use the space heater, please turn it off when you leave the apartment, even if it is just for a few hours.
Please try to leave the apartment in relatively the same condition you found it & please take your trash to the dumpster when you check out.
Loren & Ilse (in the photo) have been married for almost 25 years and have 2 wonderful children. They split their time between a farm in a rural county and a duplex in the city. At the farm they raise goats & they donate the meat to the Cathedral of the Assumption's free lunch program in Louisville (consider donating to them, they've been serving lunch to the needy every day nonstop since the great depression!). Loren works in the city & Ilse travels all over the country for her job as legal interpreter.